Top Twelve Episodes (by Rating) (at least 5 votes)
| Rating | Votes | Set |
| 9.24 | 715 | Scott Tenorman Must Die |
| 9.16 | 236 | The Succubus |
| 9.08 | 1005 | Towelie |
| 9.04 | 117 | The Red Badge of Gayness |
| 8.98 | 221 | ChinPoko Mon |
| 8.92 | 133 | Gnomes |
| 8.72 | 72 | Chickenlover |
| 8.72 | 187 | KoRn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery |
| 8.64 | 257 | Timmy 2000 |
| 8.62 | 45 | Clubhouses |
| 8.61 | 187 | Proper Condom Use |
| 8.58 | 161 | Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo |
Top Twelve Episodes (by Votes) (at least 5 votes)
| Rating | Votes | Set |
| 9.08 | 1005 | Towelie |
| 9.24 | 715 | Scott Tenorman Must Die |
| 8.43 | 410 | South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut |
| 8.40 | 312 | Cartman Joins NAMBLA |
| 8.64 | 257 | Timmy 2000 |
| 8.04 | 245 | Cartman Gets An Anal Probe |
| 9.16 | 236 | The Succubus |
| 5.40 | 229 | The Spirit of Christmas [with Frosty] |
| 8.55 | 226 | Cripple Fight |
| 8.98 | 221 | ChinPoko Mon |
| 8.72 | 187 | KoRn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery |
| 8.61 | 187 | Proper Condom Use |