"Give us back our noses or I strangle the kid!"
   -Frank Muckley

Charlie's Angels: The Next Generation
   -Sailor Popeye

Stop squeezing, my bladder is full!
   -Tim L.

Unfortunately, the show My Four-Headed Mutant Girlfriend had poor ratings.
   -Tim L.

"Hmmmmm," thought Teiko. "Since when do we celebrate St. Patrick's Day in Japan?"
   -LadyJ

I see the Power Rangers have taken on a new look.
   -Luke

there were two outcasts in the green haired girls club
   -crowservo

This year's blockbuster movies... Attack of the Incestuous Killer Zombies
   -Missy

Another family portrait gone horribly awry
   -KM

"I'm the lawn mower, and your head is grass!" Hey, it really is!!!
   -chazzer

Hey, will somebody draw the rest of us already?
   -Jim Andrew

1 out of every 10 artists can only draw from the breasts up...don't become a number.
   -mich

I swear if you squeeze me any harder my bladder is going to explode on your Sailor Scout uniform.
   -Celeste