Mike constantly has the feeling that someone's stealing third.
   -p@

Always check for large robots before merging into traffic.
   -p@

The last minutes on the bridge of the Titanic...
   -Michelle

Gypsy would constantly harass Mike about driving until he eventually built arms for her.
   -Tim L.

*click* ...and here we are vacationing on Neptune....
   -Frank

Gypsy had shouted "Aye aye, captain!" once too often. Mike faked right, then landed a smooth uppercut with the left. Gypsy wasn't able to say much but "Homina homina" after that.
   -LadyJ

"Oh no!,enemy ships get up there and blast them!!Oh ya you don't have any hands.....Slobber on them!!"
   -Luke

Slowly, slowly....Yes! I knew I could parallel park this ship!
   -Cheryl Blake

how can Mike stand being a friend to an air hose?
   -crowservo

"What do you mean, the Hoover is getting more for this gig than me??!!!"
   -Missy