"I'm a civil. SHOOT ME!"
   -BttF

Crap! We're never going to find Waldo this way.
   -Tim L.

Surveyers plan out the next location for a Starbucks Cafe...
   -Michelle

No you fool, you have to be HIDDEN to have a stake-out!
   -Tim L.

Oh, it says here that it has to be dark to look at the stars.
   -Tim L.

'Darn... Closed the blinds AGAIN!!"
   -Paul C.

Dr. Bakdr, proctologist realizes he ordered the wrong scope again.."
   -Paul C.

"She Canna' Lock on Captin'"
   -Paul C.

TOUCHDOWN! See, I told you we could watch the game from up here!
   -Frank

Darnit! The salesman said I could get the Internet on this thing!
   -LadyWren

Critics gave this movie two thumbs up because they had good popcorn. But the amazing thing was that it only got one star.
   -Luke

I am the surveyor worshipper. I worship you and your equipment!
   -Cheryl Blake

unfortunatley,Jack orderd the wrong sized tent poles
   -crowservo

Behind the scenes of "The Amazing Colossal Man Weds the Amazing Colossal Woman."
   -Missy

"How long do I have to stand here with my arms in the air?" "I feel ridiculous."
   -Pheer Phact0r

"Ok, and part A connects into part Q?"
   -Skookum Du

Frustration between two people reading "Sniper Rifles for Dummies"
   -Chaz Nytewing

And I say it's THIS big!
   -Amy Sherman

Move it this way or we'll never be able to peek into the sorority house!
   -Reina

That's right, you are supposed to keep reaching up if you step in quicksand. Now be quiet and let me read more about it in the camping manual...
   -chazzer

No, I'm not doing the Wave with you. Oh alright, but just one more time!
   -chazzer

"If holding him at gunpoint doesn't work, how am I ever going to get him to wear deodorant? My eyes are watering already."
   -§uccubus

All hail my super-ultra-mega telescope. FEAR my super-ultra-mega telescope.
   -Queenie Z

I wanted the tent errected over here you moron! What part of that don't you understand?
   -Celeste

This is the grassy nole right???
   -Stump