...and we wonder why she left him.
   -PatrickD

Brad looks for an escape as Nicole and Tom go into another verse of "The Way We Were"...
   -Durandal

as brad sees a part of Tom nobody ever wants to see...his tonsils.
   -fangboy

I want to suck your blood, Mr. Durden! ... Hey, wait a minute. Louis? Is that you?
   -Buford

He should have listened when his momma told him his face was going to freeze like that.
   -Buford

"Oh my gosh! Brad you are just the funniest man I know!!"
   -Skookum Du

Don't breath with out a Tic Tac...
   -BillK

hey Brad! You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
   -Yasuke

Cruise on booze.
   -Amy Sherman

Hey Nicole...ya Cruise, ya lose!
   -Amy Sherman

You gotta be Kidman!
   -Amy Sherman

Had Brad been paying attention to Nicole tapping him insistently on the back, he might have been able to escape before Tom bit his head off.
   -eponymous

(snort)...did ya hear the one (snort) about the couple that split...
   -Jim Andrew

Gee, Brad, show Tom here what you did to Edward Norton in "Fight Club".
   -SCarter

Honk honk.
   -Queenie Z

Look you could stick your entire fist inside Tom's mouth.
   -Celeste

Watch his "Interview with a Vampire" pose...
   -Stump

Tom wins the Worst Profile Awards and is obviously thrilled.
   -alk